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The results of the senior Centre's activities from September 26 to October 2: Bridge: (Friday) First John Whitell, second Howard Giroux, third Chris Diemert. Bridge: (Monday) First Joyce Hemphill, second Marion Brown, third John Whitell.

Thanksgiving 2014. Since we last joined hands around the turkey-laden table so much has happened in our world. Sadly, much of it has been tragic.

A woman gets onto a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.

I love words. My fascination with them began as a child and to this day, playing with them, kicking sentences around and arranging the shape of articles into an intelligent and thought-provoking commentary delights me.

I'm one of those folks who honestly doesn't mind filling out most surveys. Case in point: this afternoon I tackled a questionnaire dealing with the development of our community's official plan.

When I am sad, I sing, and then others are sad with me. (lol) After silence, music comes closest to expressing the inexpressible. "A-B-C-D-E-F-GWXY and Z" may be one of the first songs we remember, next to HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

I read about a couple who'd eaten lunch at a roadside diner. After they'd left and travelled a fair distance down the road the woman realized she'd forgotten her glasses. Her husband turned the car around and headed back, complaining all the way.

A woman sees a fortune teller. Peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivers grave news. "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year.

If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain.--Emily Dickinson There is little humor in depression.

The Wheatland Senior Centre holds weekly activities. The following are the results for August 29 to September 4: Friday's Bridge tournament saw first place go to Joyce Hemphill, with second to George Gillies, and third to Jim Brown.