Like a bear over a long winter, the Jets name for the National Hockey League's franchise in Winnipeg spent a long hibernation, beginning in 1995 when the team left for Phoenix and became the Coyotes, and ending in June, when Winnipeg's owners, having acquired the Atlanta Thrashers' franchise, made a legion of Prairie hockey fans joyous by rechristening the team Jets.
J-E-T-S - JETS! JETS! JETS!
All is well once again in Winnipeg, but for the longest time, team owner Mark Chipman and general manager Kevin Cheveldayoff kept fans on edge, suggesting Jets was a name that represented the past, and this relocated franchise, bringing the NHL back to hockey's heartland, was all about the future.
Dozens of potential names were bandied about, but Jets remained in the hearts of Winnipeg and Manitoba hockey fans. In the end, after Falcons, Moose, Monarchs, Thrashers, Warriors and other would-be monikers were considered and dismissed, it was made official that the name Jets was coming out of hibernation.
It's a perfect fit. NHL, Winnipeg, Jets.
It didn't have to be. Ownership could have established a first for professional sports by merging the names Thrashers and Jets, jumbling the letters around and then calling the team either Threats, when the franchise was contending for the Stanley Cup, or Jesters, if it became a laughingstock.
Seriously, though, Jets was the overwhelming choice when fans were polled. Even though grabbing the old name might reduce valuable marketing potential (old Jets clothing would continue to sell, even if a new Falcons name and logo, for example, were established), the emotional attachment to the Jets never faded, even during the team's 16-year absence.
While the majority of North American sports fans associate Jets with the football team from New York, the hockey world - and especially those in Winnipeg and Manitoba - think only of ice and the NHL when they hear the roar of this newest Jets incarnation.
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Greg Connors of the Buffalo News, on the NBA lockout: "Help me out here: Would LeBron James go back to Ohio to file for unemployment?"
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Brad Dickson of the Omaha (Neb.) World-Herald, on retired 7-foot-6 Yao Ming saying he'll remain a Rockets fan: "Which is good news for everyone except for the fan with the season ticket directly behind Yao."
Hough again: "If you crossed Brett Favre with Sarah Palin, would you end up with someone who actually knew when to quit?"
Perisho again: "A Braves-Pirates game ended in the 19th inning at 1:50 a.m. with a missed call at home. Usually a missed call at home involves a teenager, a worried parent and a borrowed car, but the resultant immature screaming was the same."
Dwight Perry again: "Burke Kenny, 26, of Olympia captured first place in the full beard with styled mustache category at the World Beard and Mustache Championships in Trondheim, Norway. Contest wags say they hadn't seen such impressive facial hair since the East German women's swim team."
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