A man held up a bank 鈥� shoving a note at the teller that said, 鈥渉and over all your cash.鈥澛�
The teller promptly shoved one back that said, 鈥渟traighten your tie stupid, we鈥檙e on camera.鈥澛�
Bridge winners this past week were:聽
First - Bernie Collins
Second 鈥� Carrie Leptich
Third 鈥� Joan DeRosier.聽
The cribbage winners were:
First 鈥� Willene Kerr
Second 鈥� Gordon Loustel
Third 鈥� Sam Weinrauch
The shuffleboard winners were Clarence Morgan and Rose Weinrauch while Mary Morgan came in second.聽
The husband died and the wife didn鈥檛 know how much money he had left her. She knew he had a lot saved, but she had never known the amount.聽
She didn鈥檛 have much money of her own, but spent most of it on a beautiful tombstone for him with the words, 鈥淩est in Peace鈥� engraved on it.聽
Later, the husband鈥檚 will was read and she found he had left her very little, but left most of it to his secretary.聽
The wife was furious. She called the tombstone company and asked them to change the inscription.聽
They told her it would cost a lot of money since they would have to make a complete new one.聽
鈥淏ut,鈥� the salesman suggested, 鈥渨e could add some words to the existing message.鈥澛�
鈥淭hat鈥檚 fine,鈥� the widow said. 鈥淭o the words 鈥榬est in peace鈥� just add, 鈥榰ntil I get there.鈥欌�澛�
