小蓝视频

听听听听听听听听听听听 The original version:

听听听听听听听听听听听 A wolf found great difficulty in getting at the sheep owing to the vigilance of the shepherd and his dogs. But one day it found the skin of a sheep that had been flayed and thrown aside, so it put it on over its own pelt and strolled down among the sheep. The lamb that belonged to the sheep, whose skin the wolf was wearing, began to follow the wolf in the sheep's clothing so, leading the lamb a little apart, he soon made a meal of her, and for some time he succeeded in deceiving the sheep, and enjoying hearty meals.

听听听听听听听听听听听 The modern version:

听听听听听听听听听听听 The sneaky wolf surveyed the flock and realized he had a slim chance bagging a sheep due to the shepherd鈥檚 watchful eye and the tenacity of his sheepdogs, so he called it a day.

听听听听听听听听听听听 One day, however, the wolf found the pelt of a sheep that had been skinned off and discarded, which he grabbed and donned over his own pelt. In his own mind, he thought, 鈥渘ot shabby at all, making me dressed to kill!鈥� The wolf felt that he now looked like a sheep on the outside. He strolled at a leisurely pace among the flock. A little lamb recognized him as one of her parents and followed the wolf around. The wolf kidnapped the little lamb and devoured it.

听 听 听 听 听 He enjoyed many feasts for quite a while before he was found out. The wolf was convicted of kidnapping and murder, and sentenced to hard labour.

The Hare and the Tortoise

听听听听听听听听听听听 The original version:

听听听听听听听听听听听 The hare was once boasting of his speed before the other animals. 鈥淚 have never yet been beaten,鈥澨齭aid he,听鈥渨hen I put forth my full speed. I challenge any one here to race with me.鈥澨�

听听听听听听听听听听听 The tortoise said quietly,听鈥淚 accept your challenge.鈥澨�

听听听听听听听听听听听 鈥淭hat is a good joke,鈥澨齭aid the hare;听鈥淚 could dance 鈥榬ound you all the way.鈥澨�

听听听听听听听听听听听 鈥淜eep your boasting till you鈥檝e beaten me,鈥澨齛nswered听the tortoise.听鈥淪hall we race?鈥澨� So a course was fixed and a start was made.

听听听听听听听听听听听 The hare darted almost out of sight at once, but soon stopped and, to show his contempt for the tortoise, lay down to have a nap.听 The tortoise plodded on and plodded on, and when the hare awoke from his nap, he saw the tortoise just near the winning-post and could not run up in time to save the race. Then said the tortoise:听鈥淧lodding wins the race.鈥�

听听听听听听听听听听听 The modern version:

听听听听听听听听听听听 The hare was bored to tears, so he jumped up and bragged to the all the other animals that he was faster than Speedy Gonzales, and challenged anyone to race him. The tortoise said, 鈥測ou got to be kidding!鈥� He thought that the hare was a real dodo and had a screw loose. 鈥淵ou鈥檙e a braggart and I鈥檓 sick and tired of your boasting,鈥� said the tortoise. 鈥淚 accept your challenge!鈥�

听 听 听 听 听 鈥淒on鈥檛 joke with me,鈥� said the hare. 鈥淵ou鈥檙e a pain in my butt, and you鈥檒l only beat me when pigs fly!鈥� The tortoise was quiet for a long time, and the hare finally said, 鈥渨hat鈥檚 the matter? Cat got your tongue?鈥澨�

听听听听听听听听听听听 鈥淢ind your P鈥檚 and Q鈥檚,鈥� said the tortoise, 鈥渋t ain鈥檛 over 鈥榯il the fat lady sings! Let鈥檚 race!鈥� He was really gung-ho.

听听听听听听听听听听听 鈥淚t鈥檚 a deal. Let鈥檚 get going, we don鈥檛 have all day! Well, you might,鈥� snickered the hare.

听听听听听听听听听听听 The race course was measured and properly marked with start and finish lines. The hare and the tortoise lined up side by side in their starting blocks, the hare thinking it would be a piece of cake. When the gun went off to start the race, the hare shot out of the blocks like a jet plane!听 听听听 The tortoise plodded along thinking 鈥淚鈥檓 on my way!鈥澨�

听听听听听听听听听听听 The hare thought himself to be a sure winner, so halfway through the race course he stopped and laid down to take a nap thinking, 鈥淚 can stay here 鈥榯il the cows come home, and I鈥檒l still beat the tortoise!鈥澨�

听听听听听听听听听听听 The tortoise put his head down and plodded along tenaciously putting one foot in front of the other. When he passed the sleeping hare he thought to himself, 鈥淗are today and gone tomorrow! It鈥檚 about time that I put that ignorant rodent in his place!鈥� When the hare woke up from his nap, he looked around, and saw that the tortoise was just about to cross the finish line.

听 听 听 听 听 听 听An expression of surprise was written all over the hare鈥檚 face, and he took off like a rocket attempting to beat the tortoise, but to no avail. When the tortoise crossed the line, one of the spectators asked him where the hare was. 鈥淚鈥檓 not my brother鈥檚 keeper,鈥� said the tortoise.

听 听 听 听 听 听 The hare crossed the finish line as the loser of the race, and continued into the forest where he hid in his den and had a tall glass of carrot juice to drown his sorrow.听

听听听听听听听听听听听 The tortoise entered the winner鈥檚 circle, surveyed the crowd and advised them to look out for flying pigs, then he made a profound statement. 鈥淚鈥檓 sick and tired of the confounded bragging by that insolent hare. We all know that steady Eddy is always victorious.鈥�

听听听听听听听听听听听 Now just for laughs. Ole walked into the CEO鈥檚 office and asked him, 鈥淓xcuse me sir, but could I please take tomorrow off so I can help my wife with her Christmas house cleaning?鈥�

听 听 听 听 听 听鈥淎bsolutely not!鈥� said the CEO.听

听听听听听听听听听听听 鈥淭hank you very much,鈥� said Ole, 鈥淚 knew I could count on you sir!鈥�